An Open Letter To Bad Bunny

Warning: Spanglish ahead

Dear Bad Bunny,

¿Hi, cómo estás? Te voy a escribir en ingles porque no he escrito en español desde el 12 grado en mi clase de literatura española. My name is Nicki, and I live in Miami, Fl. I’m a pediatric nurse and and I’m a really big fan. I have a huge problem: I haven’t been able to get tickets to any of your concerts here in Miami! Benito, it’s been a shit show to say the least. When I tried to get tickets to El Útimo Tour del Mundo, I spent hours (and a ton of anxiety) in a queue on Ticketmaster and still wasn’t able to get tickets. When I saw that there was another tour coming in August, I got really excited- but also anxious that the same thing would happen to me again. “Will I be able to get the tickets?” I thought. Lo and behold, I couldn’t get tickets to the World’s Hottest Tour either. I became the world’s saddest girl.

Anyway, I don’t get it. No entiendo. I have my Ticketmaster account, I log on before the presale starts, and somehow, I’m in a giant queue of people (bots) before I even have the chance to select seats. After waiting for hours (OK, like 15 minutes) in the queue, the only options for tickets are extremely far seats (uso lentes para ver de lejos, entoces los asientos lejos no me benefician), or extremely expensive resale tickets! How in the world are there already RESALE tickets when it’s still a PRESALE? WTF? Nurses make good money, but not that good. Those resale prices are steep. Trying to get tickets to your concert has been harder than I could have ever imagined! I’m convinced that a bunch of bots are just buying out the tickets and reselling them at a higher price point. Down with the bots!

Te estoy escribiendo esta carta para decirte que ya han pasado dos ventas de boletos que he intentado comprar entradas de los conciertos, y no he tenido la suerte de conseguirlos. Por favor, Benito, consígueme tickets para uno de tus conciertos en Miami. No sé que mas hacer. Ni siquiera te pido que me los des gratis- los quiero comprar, pero no a un precio triple del precio original. No creo que sea justo.

Te mando mucho amor, aunque todavía no tengo tickets para verte,


P.S. Gracias por mencionar a las enfermeras y doctores en Bendiciones. Te escuchamos.

P.S.S. Me encantan los TikToks!

2 responses to “An Open Letter To Bad Bunny”

  1. Love it, Nicki. Maybe he’ll send you free tickets!

    Madeleine D. Longaray, P.A.


    8360 West Flagler St. #203

    Miami, Fl 33144

    (305) 553-9801 – tel

    (305) 552-5151 – fax


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