I wish I was being dramatic. This whole scandal has me shook. If you’re late to the game, here’s the tea: Tristan Thompson (Khloe Kardashian’s baby-daddy & serial d-bag) was allegedly hooking up with Jordyn Woods, AKA Kylie Jenner’s BEST FUCKING FRIEND. Yes, the ‘fucking’ was needed, and yes, the caps lock was needed. WTF?!

I am at a loss for words regarding the subject. Why in the world would Jordyn think this would be ok? What possessed her to even put herself in that situation? She should not have been at a private party with Tristan- let alone have been so intimate with him. I think everyone is having the same thoughts as I am- so we need answers. I need a statement from Jordyn (not that it matters- she fucked up). I need a statement from Kylie. Is she ok? It has to be so shitty to have your best friend be the other woman in your older sister’s relationship. And Khloe, poor Khloe. Will she ever catch a break?

I’ve said it before and I’ll continue saying it for the rest of my life: Tristan Thompson, you are T R A S H. I’m thinking of making t-shirts, so message me if you want one. I don’t know what sense of entitlement he thinks he has, but he needs an ego-check ASAP.

Here are some final questions that I hope get answered soon. I may have to go to therapy if they go unanswered any longer.

1. Is Jordyn on drugs?
2. Where will she live? Is she homeless?
3. Did she keep all the stuff Kylie bought her?
4. Who will babysit Stormi?
5. Who will be Kylie’s new best friend? (I wouldn’t be totally opposed and I already hate Tristan so much so I think that’s already a step up).
6. Who’s arm will Kylie swatch her Lip Kits on now?
7. How will Kris Jenner handle this?
8. Does Travis have any thoughts on the subject?
9. Kim already unfollowed them both- have the other sisters?
10. When are the personal statements coming out?

If anyone gets access to any info, please send it my way. This news has really messed with my week and I really don’t know how to feel. Does this mean I have to delete the selfie I have with Jordyn? It really makes me want to throw up every time I look at it (ok I’m a little dramatic, but it’s funny).

All jokes (and memes) aside, I hope Khloe is coping as best as she can. This would be hard enough had it been with someone else, so the fact that it was someone so close to their family must be killing her. I also hope Kylie is doing her best to make sense of all of this. Everyone on the internet (including me- sorry) is probably harassing the shit out of them, which doesn’t make anything any easier. Hopefully we get some details soon so we can go on with our lives again. And as for Jordyn, all I can say is SMH. A disappointment to best friends across the world. RIP Jordyn Woods.

Wishing everyone (except Tristan Thompson, and now Jordyn Woods) an amazing day,

Nicki G.

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