The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired on Sunday, December 2, 2018.  WTF, right? It seems like just yesterday I was watching last year’s show. Time flies when you’re wishing you were skinny. Anyway, here are my thoughts from start to finish as I watched the show. Feel free to comment any of yours down below.

• How can one person be so beautiful?
• And skinny
• Great choice choosing Taylor Hill to open the show *sips wine*

• Ok Adam Levine cheering on Behati is so cute, what the hell
• If I had good hair I could walk the show
• and if I was 9 inches taller
• and skinny
• Why am I crying
• Adriana Lima is a goddess- definitely the best Angel of all time
• Did everyone know Halsey was this pretty?
• How are any of these models moms?!
• I need more wine
• The Weeknd didn’t seem too thrilled when Bella walked down…
• Elsa Hosk finding out she’ll be wearing the Fantasy bra… brb crying
• Imagine wearing the Fantasy Bra

• Ok actual tears are falling down my face while watching these girls find out they’re confirmed for the show
• Is this normal
• Bebe Rexha is annoying
• I’m loving these Christmas commercials just as much as the show
• WTF I wanna go on a helicopter ride over New York City
• Still need more wine
• I wonder what they’re gonna eat after

• I’m very attracted to Shawn Mendes
• Very
• Jasmine Tookes: perfection

• Gigi… love her but underwhelming
• Ok I literally LOVE Shawn Mendes
• WINNIE HARLOW
• Josephine Skriver just got proposed to while watching the Northern Lights… can her life be any better
• I wish I lost weight by watching these models work out
• Is it me or does something look off about Bella’s hair
• Kendall Jenner’s leg is legitimately longer than I am

• Ok I could walk down the runway with the wetsuit too
• How is Candice Swanepoel still perfect?
• Remember when Rita Ora dated Rob Kardashian
• She definitely dodged a bullet with that one am I right?
• Kris waving at Kendall: total proud mom moment
• Thank God Ming Xi didn’t fall again, she’s so pretty
• ADRIANA FUCKING LIMA

I swear I don’t have ADD… but there you have it ladies and (any?) gentlemen. I spent the show crying (a happy cry I swear!) and imagining how fun it must be to walk that show.  Overall, I enjoyed watching it. So much, that I saw it twice (once alone, once with my mom- like everyone does). Was there anything entertaining like Ariana Grande dodging a massive Angel wing? No, but the music was great, the models were gorgeous, and the lingerie was phenomenal. I obviously set my alarm for the gym bright and early after watching my TV full of #Goals for the last hour. Watch the show for yourself and let me know your thoughts! In the meantime, I’m gonna go have a smoothie for lunch.

Enjoy these pictures of some of my favorite looks from the show!

And of course…

Happy dieting,

Nicki G.